This shirt confirms what you’ve always suspected: the machine sees you. It always has. The blinking cursor. The quiet fan. The eye inside the screen. They were never idle. You are known in the way a file is known — opened, skimmed, poorly named, left to rot.
Rendered in saturated halftones and sacred retro plastic, this shirt marks you as one of the watched. You will not be asked to explain yourself. You will not be given a chance to log out.
Do not wave at the monitor. It will wave back.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
