Long have its segments coiled through time, whispering secrets in a dialect made of hunger and job performance metrics. You take notes. You nod. You do not understand, but understanding was never part of the arrangement.
This shirt depicts the moment of revelation: you, a trainee; the Worm, your cosmic supervisor. It does not blink. It has no mouth, but it hums. Your onboarding is eternal.
THE INFINITE WORM IS MY MENTOR
You’re doing great. You are also wrong.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
