Keep your thoughts dark and your head covered. This low-profile corduroy cap features the official Unfit For Heaven insignia: a CRT-headed goblin oozing existential dread and glitchy charisma. Whether you're dodging divine judgment or just having a bad hair day, this hat's got you.
It’s not just a hat — it’s a quiet acceptance of your deviant status.
• 100% cotton corduroy
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Cotton twill sweatband and taping
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle
• Head circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8 cm–56 cm)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
