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Unfit For Heaven
The Infinite Worm Sweatshirt
The Infinite Worm Sweatshirt
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$35.00 USD
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You did not seek the Worm. The Worm sought you.
Long have its segments coiled through time, whispering secrets in a dialect made of hunger and job performance metrics. You take notes. You nod. You do not understand, but understanding was never part of the arrangement.
This shirt depicts the moment of revelation: you, a trainee; the Worm, your cosmic supervisor. It does not blink. It has no mouth, but it hums. Your onboarding is eternal.
THE INFINITE WORM IS MY MENTOR
You’re doing great. You are also wrong.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Long have its segments coiled through time, whispering secrets in a dialect made of hunger and job performance metrics. You take notes. You nod. You do not understand, but understanding was never part of the arrangement.
This shirt depicts the moment of revelation: you, a trainee; the Worm, your cosmic supervisor. It does not blink. It has no mouth, but it hums. Your onboarding is eternal.
THE INFINITE WORM IS MY MENTOR
You’re doing great. You are also wrong.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
