They have no names. Only job titles long since stripped of meaning.
The Council does not convene often. When they do, it is to observe. Not to decide. Not to interfere. Simply to witness. You will not be told why you’ve been summoned — only that you must now speak, and that your words will echo forever in a file cabinet that doesn’t open.
Printed in oppressive ceremonial tones with 8 layers of flat color, this shirt depicts the moment before something irreversible, judged by beings who resemble gods, accountants, or uncles you haven’t seen since the funeral.
THE COUNCIL OF GUYS WILL NOW HEAR YOUR PLEA
You should have prepared something.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
