It happened again. You said it wouldn’t. But it did.
Your form collapsed. Your structure failed. Your presence became a problem.
This shirt captures the precise moment your mind left the building and your body followed — dripping into something soft, irreversible, and deeply inconvenient. No one helps. No one speaks. The room watches.
Printed in eight flat tones of emotional collapse, this design commemorates the recurring event known only as You. Wear it as apology, as warning, or as uniform.
Sorry I melted again and all I have to show for it is this shirt.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
