SCAM THE ELDERLY - Sweatshirt

Hi there, champ. You look like someone who's ready to take control of their financial destiny.
Well, buckle up—because I’m about to hand you the keys to the kingdom.

Introducing the “ASK ME HOW TO SCAM THE ELDERLY” shirt—your all-access badge to fast-track success. Whether you're climbing the Scam Chart or just trying to network at this year’s National Scam-Con, this shirt tells the world:

- You're not afraid to dream big.
- You're not afraid to exploit bigger.
- And yes, you brought your own laser pointer.

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle strategy.
Wink. Smile. Pivot. Scam.
Because if you’re not fleecing, you’re losing.

Professional charm sold separately.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!