This shirt is for the tiny humans who have already had enough today. Whether they’re melting down over bedtime, snack logistics, or the crushing existential weight of being four years old, they now have the perfect shirt to match the mood.
Available in toddler and youth sizes for all miniature puddle-based lifeforms. Soft, comfy, and perfect for collapsing dramatically on any surface.
Brought to you by Unfit for Heaven, a brand that fully supports emotional puddlehood in children. We get it. We’ve been there. Some of us still live there.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 32 singles
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, Guatemala, or Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
