Sometimes you want to go out. Other times you want to melt quietly into the floor like an unloved gelatinous creature. This shirt is for the second one. Perfect for social anxiety, emotional slippage, or when you just need everyone to avert their gaze immediately.
Wear it. Become goo. Be free.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
